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Your terms are acceptable. Time for knot school... fer the ropes...

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I stopped buying the butter without the Indian girl

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And THANK YOU for using the correct term, which is "Indian".

Even the Indians call themselves Indians. It's only white liberals who insist on doubling the number of syllables with "native Americans".

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The Aunt Jemima one nearly broke my heart.

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Clifton Duncan!!

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Good selection as always.

1) I think the poppy fields supply the pharmaceutical companies for the opioid crisis. The illegal drugs trade has nothing on big pharma!

33) Sudden death? I have developed a mysterious twitch of my index finger pointing at the top of my arm when I hear about one.

72) I'm in the UK so I will now get arrested for conspiracy truthism.

Keep up the good work!

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Actually if you happen to have a cancer patient handy, ask them about the opioid non crises,that helps millions of cancer sufferers in extreme pain. Yeah, the organic only thing that works, that if you don’t abuse works without side effects for decades. Shove the opioid crisis up your ass.

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I'm sure opioids do help people who really need them, but they also are responsible for millions of American deaths.

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regarding the more people killed by vaccines than guns, quite true, but iatrogenic (medically caused) deaths averaged over 250K a year /before/ the scamdemic.

nobody screams about the doctors killing over 10x as many people a year as gun deaths in the US, but we should. medics need better regulated regarding injury/death of patients, or at least held accountable. somehow they rarely get held liable.

Your Health Care May Kill You: Medical Errors -https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28186008

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Yes, doctors are extremely dangerous.

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GM Patrick...housekeeping note: until this morning, I was always able to click on the first image, which would open in a frame, and I could use my down-arrow to scroll through the rest. Looks like the Substack bot has decided that's subversive, because now images open in a new window. Minor 1st world problem, but annoying. Or maybe it's Apple...it would be just like them to do such a thing.

PS: Today's Winner - DNC vice-chair 😂

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Thanks for telling me. I've notice that myself.

You can always flip through the originals at https://patrick.net/memes and the right and left arrow keys should work. I have control over my own site, but not over Substack.

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Well done, my friend! Very well done!

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I thought RFK would be diverted to food safety; I was wrong. I thought DOGE was toothless; I was wrong. So now I really, truly think we will never get rid of the income tax this year under any circumstances, pinkie promise!

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I'm all for deportations of not just people having committed illegal entry into a nation - any nation - but also for any and all migrants who do not support themselves, or commit crimes, or having been given residency/citizenship due to being asylum seekers then go on holiday in the nation they "fled" from.

And a couple of other conditions too, if I think about it some more. Same logic as who you'd let into your home, basically.

But 10 000 000 in four years? That's almost 7 000 per day if including weekends. Only way to achieve that takes using the methods of Stalin, so it ain't happening.

Of course, should one be willing to actually do what it takes to get it done. . . it would set a good precedence for the future.

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I think people in the US are now pissed off enough that it might actually get done.

Could also be far more than 10 million, maybe 17 or 20 million.

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Some good ones Patrick! Thank you

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Anyone shocked?? No like anyone?

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Shocked by what?

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That our American taxpayer dollars are going to foreign nefarious operations!!

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USAID was helping out the Dept of Ag.

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