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Kratoklastes's avatar

#35 is not bad - but I prefer my approach; namely, if some Junior Imbeciles turn up at my door and say "Trick or Treat" I say

"Here's a treat kiddies: Santa, Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are bullshit. Your parents are lying to you about those: what else are they lying to you about?"

I made 3 children cry last night - sissies. It was only 3 out of 9 - this "Empire of Lies" Halloween bullshit is a fringe thing in Australia.

Felt great about it: children who are stupid enough to believe in that sort of shit should be humiliated until they (a) reform; or (b) an hero.

Next year I'm going to get big-ass displays printed with that content, and "You're Welcome!!" on the bottom.

SAFE AND EFFECTIVE, bitchez!

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Skygoddess's avatar

Your ‘stack is the first thing I read in the morning (with a nice cuppa java) ! Thank you!

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