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John Henry Holliday, DDS's avatar

Funny stuff.

Elmbutcher's avatar

weird post today, run out of weed

John's avatar

Good collection as always. Laugh or cry, that's why these work so well.

I figured you'd have more on the shitty lettuce situation.

Found this one: https://imgflip.com/i/2pr5q5

Rikard's avatar

It's a complete coincidence, that every party and politician that starts out opposing the current political-economic paradigm, when they get invited into a coalition-government or manage to form their own, have this in common:

About a year to half a year before that happened, that party was invited to send representatives to Israel. And had representatives invited to the largest corporate lobbyist organisations. And got to have sit-downs with the biggest oligarchs and banks.

And by pure chance, just fater that said party and individuals started "moderating their message", and after they got their seats in parliament they changed their political goals so that they now resemble completely what the parties already in power have been pursuing for 30+ years.

Pure coincidence.

That coincindence, by the way, is why the fascist and communist dictators of last century, cleared out people the way they did. You either have a fake movement, or you go at your opponents as hard as they are threatening to go after you.

Aint't nice, ain't humane, ain't got nothing to do with rights.

But it gets the job done: bankers et al threatening your nation and your people with recession and crises?

Take'em out, publicly. Rest either fall in line or try and take you out.

Final one to ponder: if a bank or corporation or other organisation is trying to control your people, your nation, without you the people getting final say - aye or nay - then that bank et c is in fact waging war upon you.

High time we started to respond in kind, because they're on the same planet, and you can only run so far,

Amy Sukwan's avatar

The Taco Bell diet has its own advertising: cheaper than Ozempic! Also, who wasn't armed prior regarding late night runs to the border?

PRice's avatar

71. What's the meth back story?

75. I came across a stat last week that 1 out of every 2 houses had a mold infestation, but I didn't take note of the source. Have you seen this?

patrick.net/memes's avatar

Boys are routinely prescribed meth when they act like boys, to "help them focus". It does make them easier to control, but it's a bad idea.

I don't know of a particular new story about mold in houses, but recently learned that "microbial enzyme" which is in lots of food lately is made using genetically modified black mold, which doesn't get entirely filtered out.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Milking the bull should be much harder than the meme! USraelis... if I knew a better place I would move there... although I hate moving. But no one has really offered a decent alternative to rural US.

Looking at greater Israhell. The US is already conquered. 90% or so of the govt has dual citizenship. they serve only ONE country and it is not the US. The few that did were ousted.

patrick.net/memes's avatar

I don't know the percentage of dual Israeli citizenship in the US government, and for some treasonous reason they don't have to tell us. It's just wrong on multiple levels:

1. hiding it

2. allowing dual citizenship at all

3. Congress literally working on behalf of a foreign country

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Specially since they urge legal immigrants to give up the old nationality. The immigration people told me, it was considered still being partial to your old country. Someone posted a pic a while ago from the seats in Congress, and it is not only the Dems but both parties with enormous numbers of duals. I will fwd if I can find it again but don't hold your breath LOL

Craving Ratio's avatar

I don't want your app! Just make a simple webpage! Love that one.

patrick.net/memes's avatar

There used to be a website called idontwantyourfuckingapp.com

Sadly gone now, but it inspired that meme.

Awaken, Arise Anew's avatar

Satire at its best. Burst out loud at Santa one, here in Ireland, same same and just as much use.